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MichaelJ
Hi, I'm Michael, and I'm an actor. I love The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Salad Fingers, Portlandia, and Tim and Eric.

Michael Johnston @MichaelJ

Age 28, Male

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Los Angeles, CA

Joined on 3/2/09

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hahaha

cats eat you when you die

Yes, because when you die you start to decompose, and if you are dead, the cat does not think it is you because of the smell. They look at you and see a big dead rat. It is an instinct you know. They aren't evil. Wait what am I saying, yes they are!
P.S. My cat just bit my foot.

you're mental

Meow!