Black Eyes

MichaelJ

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Black Eyes

Posted by MichaelJ - May 12th, 2009

THIS HAS BEEN ANIMATED!
(Changed a little bit)

A man walked in to work on Monday with two black eyes.

Boss: What happened to your eyes?

Man: Well I was at church, and there was a fat woman sitting in front of me, and when we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out...

Boss: ...And?

Man: When I did, she turned around and punched me right in the eye!

Boss: Ok... so what happened to the other eye?

Man: Well, I figured that she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in.

Black Eyes

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JoeAbbt-Grimes 2009-05-20 15:20:09

Stop being a tease and stick it in

MichaelJ 2009-05-20 15:20:09

Uhh, what?

FXcorporation 2009-07-09 20:42:33

This is a message.

MichaelJ 2009-07-09 20:42:33

Clearly.

XxXTHENIGHTWOLFXxX 2009-07-11 01:56:24

lol ... another reason why i dont go to church ... other then the lies .. and weird guy asking for donations ...

MichaelJ 2009-07-11 01:56:24 (Updated 2009-07-11 07:48:54)

I don't know what you mean by lies, and it's not a 'wierd guy asking for donations' it's the guy with the offering plate. And you know, you don't have to tithe if you don't want to.

misskittyboom 2009-07-11 03:39:13

ARE yu GOING to make a flash toon out of tis?

MichaelJ 2009-07-11 03:39:13 (Updated 2009-07-11 07:47:00)

You know, I never thought about that. I might. I just might.

EDIT: And I have!

max098 2009-07-13 17:38:20

good zombie game

MichaelJ 2009-07-13 17:38:20

Thanks!

Taconinja233 2009-07-14 19:14:32

hey i no this is not about the black eye post but good work on the zombie game

MichaelJ 2009-07-14 19:14:32

Thank you!

AriaSuperior 2009-07-21 00:09:52

btw, if that's gonna be an animation, you shouldn't have posted it here, cause, you know, it won't be funny anymore.

MichaelJ 2009-07-21 00:09:52

I think it would still be funny. Not that many people have seen this post.

ryjan 2009-07-25 23:40:57

ive seen it but if u make the cartoon ill probably still laugh lol he put it back in XD

Fezz 2009-08-09 00:20:29

Don't make the animation! Get your ass on the second part of the zombie series!

MichaelJ 2009-08-09 00:20:29 (Updated 2009-08-10 15:51:13)

Zombies 2 is out as is the animation!

Fezz 2009-08-12 13:59:07

You should put me in the game.

MichaelJ 2009-08-12 13:59:07

Okay, just bang your head on a wall a few times, and go kill a few people in the street and eat their organs, and take a picture and i will put you in the game.

Black Eyes

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