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    Hi, I'm Michael, and I'm an actor. I love The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Salad Fingers, Portlandia, and Tim and Eric.

    Michael Johnston @MichaelJ

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    Black Eyes

    Posted by MichaelJ - May 12th, 2009


    THIS HAS BEEN ANIMATED!
    (Changed a little bit)

    A man walked in to work on Monday with two black eyes.

    Boss: What happened to your eyes?

    Man: Well I was at church, and there was a fat woman sitting in front of me, and when we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out...

    Boss: ...And?

    Man: When I did, she turned around and punched me right in the eye!

    Boss: Ok... so what happened to the other eye?

    Man: Well, I figured that she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in.

    Black Eyes


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    Stop being a tease and stick it in

    Uhh, what?

    This is a message.

    Clearly.

    lol ... another reason why i dont go to church ... other then the lies .. and weird guy asking for donations ...

    I don't know what you mean by lies, and it's not a 'wierd guy asking for donations' it's the guy with the offering plate. And you know, you don't have to tithe if you don't want to.

    ARE yu GOING to make a flash toon out of tis?

    You know, I never thought about that. I might. I just might.

    EDIT: And I have!

    good zombie game

    Thanks!

    hey i no this is not about the black eye post but good work on the zombie game

    Thank you!

    btw, if that's gonna be an animation, you shouldn't have posted it here, cause, you know, it won't be funny anymore.

    I think it would still be funny. Not that many people have seen this post.

    ive seen it but if u make the cartoon ill probably still laugh lol he put it back in XD

    Don't make the animation! Get your ass on the second part of the zombie series!

    Zombies 2 is out as is the animation!

    You should put me in the game.

    Okay, just bang your head on a wall a few times, and go kill a few people in the street and eat their organs, and take a picture and i will put you in the game.