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1. Zero is not a number, if you have nothing, nothing is nothing. :0
2. It is a dumb cartoon
3. For the same reason that we throw away paper towels after we wash our hands.
4. All operating systems have buttons you press with a mouse.
5. No men are the same, but rather all are worth the same in God's eyes.
6. A word is just a way to communicate, to share an idea. Does in matter?
7. "All together" is not A word.
8. Our "moon" was the first discovered. When you think of a moon, you think of our moon. Seriously. If there was a full moon out and a dude said "Look at the moon.", would you say "I cant see Neptune's moon."?
9. What?
10. WHAT???
11. Because Mr. Couch Potato has to see the new episode of Dora.
12. They bent over and stuck it in the ground, maybe?
13. Time had never been recorded before that, and they knew when it was dark, it was late, so they made a good guess.
14. I don't help them, I say: "lol, loser."
15. Cuz he gets "hot" in the shower.